Split (2016, The Film You Don’t Want To See)

Arvo Zylo
Nov 5, 2020

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FUN FACT: There were three different movies called “Split” that were released in the year 2016.

I have been blind-watching movies, and I certainly watched the wrong one. The one about a girl who makes a decent living as a “podcaster” who can afford a nice apartment and “has a thing for bowlers” is really, really bad. It is one of the most ineffectual and hapless, factory-farm feel-good, tedious predictable suburban mallrat mental drivel sitcom humor bullshit films I have ever seen in my life. And it tried to ape some of the witticisms of films like Hi-Fidelity or The Big Lebowski, but really, the writing was awful, absolutely awful. I need to take a shower after watching that one. Total crap.

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Arvo Zylo
Arvo Zylo

Written by Arvo Zylo

In the past, I have had experience as a full time psychic advisor, palm reader, healer, tarot reader, hypnotherapist, and other odd jobs. linktr.ee/nopartofit

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